Funny thing, Doctor Who. We’re celebrating the 60th anniversary, so it’s perhaps worth pondering again that the format has shown itself to be almost infinitely flexible; moreover, it has to have that flexibility to survive. Tonally, Who has had an enormous range: from a children’s adventure series to a grim, quasi-Quatermass format (okay, I’ve been watching the early Pertwees again); from comedy-drama to a science fiction/horror hybrid. The two specials we’ve seen so far echo one of the most successful periods of 21st Century Who: late RTD1, with David Tennant and Catherine Tate reprising their performances but acknowledging that the characters have developed. It’s similar – but it’s also moved on.

As we only have Tennant and Donna back for three stories, it was a wise decision to make Wild Blue Yonder effectively a two-hander (for most of the episode, at least).

Not all of the companion/Doctor pairings would work in this format; it needs the strongest leads to carry it off. I realise it’s not a view universally shared, but I think Donna’s one of the best realised of all the female leads in the entire 60 years. She doesn’t quite knock Sarah off her perch but she comes very close. It’s good to have her back.

And, of course, good to have David Tennant back too. It’s hard to find anybody who doesn’t like his Doctor – though the Fourteenth Doctor is subtly different from the Tenth. Older, wiser, and perhaps a little more jaded. Less bouncy and less brightly optimistic. A man who carries burdens.

Wild Blue Yonder could be seen as a riff on the base-under-siege format (although it needs a bit of bludgeoning to bash it into that pigeonhole): secure environment infiltrated by hostile aliens. But that format always works well, so who’s complaining?

The aliens were very alien. There was a real sense of otherness about them: unsettling, different, disembodied, drifting on the edge of the void. Doctor Who villains are often pretty straightforward: power-mad nutcases with an inflated sense of their own importance, motivated by a desire to dominate and to blow things up. (And why not?) These two entities, however, were genuinely cruel and disturbing: strip them of their powers, and they’re no more than nasty, spiteful little playground bullies. And superbly realised by the two leading actors. Catherine Tate’s sneer, the horrid teeth (both the prosthetics and the distorted CGI-exaggerated grins), David Tennant’s sophisticated loutishness. Brilliantly done. The way the story was plotted, involving the audience by making them ask what the hell was going on, added to the real sense of menace.

It wasn’t flawless. Some of the CGI for the spaceship wasn’t great. The TARDIS interior is hugely impressive – but is it a bit too sterile, a machine rather than a home? I’m not going to carp, though: RTD is a genuine champion of Doctor Who and it would be churlish to criticise when he’s worked so hard, and beyond the call of duty, to give us so much for the 60th anniversary. Not just the specials, but The Daleks in Colour and persuading the BBC to put that massive archive onto iPlayer. He genuinely cares about the viewers and he’s been enormously generous.

And then we had the final scene and the final appearance of Bernard Cribbins. It would have been wonderful if he’d been able to do more. Cribbins’ association with Who spanned an extraordinary 56 years, from Tom Campbell in the second Cushing film to Wilfred Mott in the Tennant stories. A great actor, an integral part of 1970s childhoods, from The Wombles to his regular slots on Jackanory. (He narrated Terry Nation’s Rebecca’s World on that, too.) His range was extraordinary. He was, of course, a very effective comedy actor (not least in the many Carry On films he did), but he was effortless when realising straight and serious parts. (He excelled as Monsignor Quixote in Radio 4’s dramatisation of the Greene novel.) Wilfred Mott was beautifully played: a totally believable human being, funny, eccentric, warm, compassionate – and capable of steel when confronted by viciousness, whether it came from ill-disciplined British soldiers or from the Daleks.

He was superb and we shall miss him.

Well, Doctor Who’s back. Still pushing the envelope, still innovating, still changing. I marginally preferred The Star Beast but this was still damn good.

(My only problem is that the scene with Isaac Newton contradicted what the Doctor said in The Pirate Planet about how he climbed a tree and dropped an apple on Newton’s head. This continuity conundrum causes me sleepless nights. I must work out how it fits into established canonicity. Only then shall I sleep again.)

Orwell’s Nineteen-Eighty-Four has a strong connection with Doctor Who. Winston Smith has been played on radio by Christopher Eccleston and Patrick Troughton, on film by John Hurt, and by Peter Cushing in the 1954 television adaptation. Peter Capaldi reads the audiobook for Penguin.

While all the dramatisations have their merits, the Cushing version is by far the best. It was a product of the partnership between the extraordinarily talented producer / director Rudolph Cartier and the writer Tom Nigel Kneale. They were responsible for Quatermass, which has a strong claim to be the father of Doctor Who. Nineteen-Eighty-Four was made between the first two Quatermass serials. (There were only three, with a year or more between each. Tonally and thematically, Quatermass has enormous similarities to Who.)

Kneale once said that television in its earliest days was seen by its makers as an inferior medium to radio; it was just thought of as ‘radio with pictures’. It was pioneers like Kneale and Cartier who realised television’s full potential.

Arguably, they are more responsible for the development of early television drama than anyone else. Their insight, and the innovations they brought, essentially became the bedrock for how TV drama was understood and made for the next 40 years. That includes classic Doctor Who, of course.

It was Cartier who realised that television drama need not be confined to the electronic studio. He was responsible for the idea of filming exterior sequences and dropping them into the studio work as and when they were needed. This soon became standard for TV drama – and, of course, it was the format for the majority of classic Who. Barry Letts later commented that television drama’s mixture of film and video gave it a distinctive feel; for the audience, it was somewhere between theatre and film. It had the virtues of both but it was essentially different.

However, Cartier and Kneale were hampered by one thing: videotape was still in development and was unavailable. So, while the film sequences could be pre-recorded and edited, the electronic studio work could not.

Nineteen-Eighty-Four had to be performed live. The original broadcast went down so well with the viewers that a repeat was scheduled for the following week – and that meant they had to do the whole thing again. Live. Well, live apart from the filmed sequences, which could be re-used. It was this repeat performance that was preserved, rather to the chagrin of Peter Cushing, who felt that the cast’s second performance was not quite as good. But, as the first was never filmed, we’ll never know for sure.

Filmed? Yup. Before the advent of videotape, this was the only way of preserving television programmes. An adapted film camera was placed in front of a monitor and the whole thing was, well, filmed. The process was called telerecording and the results were not always great. There was an inevitable drop-out in picture quality.

The picture itself could flare or occasionally turn negative; if an insect got onto the monitor, a fly’s antics could be preserved for all eternity. And this actually happened, sometimes. Part two of The Quatermass Experiment (1953) guest stars a happy bug who sits on the Professor’s face for a good few minutes before it flies off.

Telerecording was used to preserve Quatermass and all of Sixties Doctor Who. While videotape had arrived by 1963, it was expensive and the tapes themselves had to be reused to save money; all of black and white Doctor Who has come down to us from the telerecordings, not from the original videotapes. (The telerecordings were used for overseas sales of Who; it was sold around the world on film, not on video.) The telerecordings of The Quatermass Experiment were deemed to be unsatisfactory and so the decision was made after the second episode not to bother with the final four parts. Maddening. Fortunately, Quatermass II and Quatermass and the Pit survive in their entire, telerecorded glory.

Sadly, the print of the Cartier-Kneale Nineteen-Eighty-Four is often poor. How much of this is down to the primitive video cameras in the studio is unclear, but it certainly looks as though the version we have doesn’t represent telerecording at its best.

If you can forgive the picture quality: is Nineteen-Eighty-Four any good?

Absolutely. It’s flawed and it’s dated, but yes, it’s superb. We’ll come on to that in a minute; we’ll just digress a bit more about the state of television at the time.

Introducing VERA

So, electronic studio work had to be performed live. No videotape machines were available yet.

Videotape was only invented three years before Nineteen-Eighty-Four, in the States in 1951. The earliest machines were plagued with problems: they were unreliable and the tapes themselves were staggeringly expensive. Because of the differences between American and UK television formats, the BBC decided to develop their own system rather than to adapt the American one. (Another motive was doubtless some sniffiness about the British – huzzah! huzzah! – being able to do a jolly sight better job than a lot of Johnnie Foreigners could possibly manage.)

And thus was VERA conceived and brought to birth.

VERA – the Vision Electronic Recording Apparatus – was proudly shown off to the viewing public by Richard Dimbleby on Panorama in 1958. It was a lot cheaper than telerecording and the tapes could be reused. So, by the time of An Unearthly Child, VERA was only five years old.

Five years. So if Doctor Who had begun five years earlier, it would have been transmitted live. Well, we might be sniffy about the picture quality in the first seasons of Who, but this just emphasises that its contemporary production values truly were state-of-the-art. (I tell you that this astounding new videographic recording device is a technological marvel, Chesterton!)

Extraordinarily, the Beeb was quite stuffy about using its new toy in the early days. They took the view that television should be live and it was cheating to pre-record things. (Well, maybe it’s not so daft. Even today, there are curmudgeons like me who don’t really like watching videoed theatre plays because a recording is no substitute for the live experience, dammit, sir. Perhaps their thinking was similar. Drama must be live; recorded drama is no substitute.) One of the earliest programmes to be videoed was Hancock’s Half Hour in 1960. Even so, some directors still preferred live drama; Thirty Minute Theatre was still going out live as late as 1968.

As you may know, early video editing was crude; electronic editing came later, towards the end of the Sixties. Before then, you had to stop the tape, hope you’d got the right place (you couldn’t see the picture on the tape itself, remember, so you had to guess), slice it with a razor blade, and then stick the bits back together with sticky tape. You even had to use a microscope to make sure you’d aligned the tracks correctly. As a result, the Hartnells were made with as few edits as possible; despite the fact that they were recorded, they were performed as close to live as they could be. Mervyn Pinfield prided himself on recording entire episodes without a single edit; some episodes of The Space Museum were performed like a theatre play, with the cast performing the action from Scene 1 right through to the cliffhanger without a break. Fading the picture to black gave you more chance of slicing the tape in the correct place as you had a few seconds’ grace to get to the right bit.

The Production

Above: Julia (Yvonne Mitchell), Winston (Peter Cushing) and O’Brien (Andre Morell). Morell’s prolific career included an appearance in Doctor Who as Marshal Tavannes in The Massacre. Peter Cushing went on to play — well, you know what he played.

So much for the astounding technical boffiny stuff. Let’s get back to Nineteen-Eighty-Four.

As I’ve said, it’s dated. Television drama dates more quickly than films do; films from the 1960s look better to our eyes than contemporary TV programmes. I’m not sure why. One reason is probably the picture quality. Another is the (massively) lower budget for television, and the fact that the retakes, editing, and the careful lining up of each individual shot available to the film director simply couldn’t be done on television as there just wasn’t time. A film in the Sixties had six weeks to shoot in; Nineteen-Eighty-Four had less than two hours. A film then had time for post-production; Nineteen-Eighty-Four had no post-production whatsoever. Acting styles change, too. Stanislavski’s method acting technique – ‘becoming’ the character you play, rather than impersonating them – was less common then than now. So the acting styles can seem a bit artificial to us today because we’re not so used to them.

That said, there are some superb performances, particularly from Cushing and from Andre Morell as O’Brien. (Four years later, Kneale and Cartier were to use Morell again, as the third and definitive Quatermass. He had been offered the part for the original serial but he turned it down.) Cushing is perhaps a little too posh as Winston, but standard English, which was plummier in its pronunciation then than it is now, was normative for actors in the Fifties. Perhaps Morell’s performance is slightly superior; his O’Brien is a superbly realised combination of intellectual and thug. The double act between him and Cushing, especially in the torture scenes at the end of the play, is hugely effective and genuinely horrifying.

Good support from a young Donald Pleasance as Syme; Yvonne Mitchell as Julia is effective but, again, a bit too posh. The novel’s sex scenes are, of course, toned down for a television audience. Winston and Julia enjoy a chaste hug in the room above Mr Charrington’s shop, rather than any explicit disgracefulness. The sex is implied rather than depicted. Similarly, much of the violence in the novel is toned down for the play.

By the time of the broadcast, only the first printing of the novel was available; it sold 25,500 copies. So, the television version introduced many more people to George Orwell’s work: over seven million saw it (though I can’t verify whether this figure is for the first showing, for the repeat, or for both together). Predictably, one of the reactions was outrage: questions were asked in the House, the production was condemned as obscene, sadistic, prurient, and pornographic. As would later happen with Mrs Whitehouse, such criticism totally missed the point. The problem, of course, with a drama that condemns viciousness and violence is that it has to show viciousness and violence precisely in order to condemn it (cf Vengeance on Varos). An unlikely but strong defender of the play was Her Majesty the Queen; she and the Duke of Edinburgh thought Nineteen-Eighty-Four was splendid. Good on them.

Kneale’s script was later remade by the BBC in 1965, with a completely different cast and production team. It was thought to have been lost in the Beeb’s senseless purge of its archive; miraculously, a copy was discovered in 2010 in the States. As far as I know, this version hasn’t been released on DVD or Blu-ray, and isn’t available anywhere on the internet. If anyone knows where you can get hold of a copy, please do write a note below in the comments section.

The Novel

The script of both the 1954 and 1965 versions is very faithful to the original novel (not true of all adaptations), so I’ll digress a little by saying a bit about the book itself.

It’s a masterpiece, of course, and even though Orwell wouldn’t have recognised it as an example of the genre, it’s essential reading for any understanding of the development of science-fiction as a form.

Masterpiece though it is, the novel is also flawed.

Some of the plotting is odd. Exactly why, for example, does Winston come to think of O’Brien as a hidden ally, or even as a potential saviour figure, and how come O’Brien seems to know all about this later on? Julia’s falling in love with Winston seems pretty unbelievable: she’s barely met him, and how she knows him to be a secret rebel and therefore a potential lover – well, it isn’t really explained and it doesn’t really work.

Actually, I think the problem with the novel is that Orwell is much more interested in world-building than he is in the actual story. There’s a huge amount of detail about how Ingsoc and Newspeak work, and while this is all breathtakingly imaginative and effective, it does feel as though the story itself is secondary. As a result, Winston and Julia are a bit colourless: representative figures rather than real people. I have the same problem when I read Tolkein: he seems much more interested in the society that he’s created than in the actual narrative. (And this is a fault of some Doctor Who stories too: the ideas behind the story are primary, while the characters placed within those ideas are secondary.)

Dystopian fiction was rather in vogue in the Forties. To take an example: That Hideous Strength, the final volume of C. S. Lewis’s science fiction trilogy, was published in 1945, four years before Nineteen-Eighty-Four. That Hideous Strength is almost forgotten now; the story’s about the attempts of a crazed scientific sect to set up a new (and exceptionally vile) society on Earth.

Oddly enough, Orwell reviewed Lewis’s novel and Lewis reviewed Orwell’s. Neither liked his rival’s work much. There may have been some professional jealousy going on here: you rather wonder whether each wished he’d written the other’s book. That said, Lewis and Orwell were fundamentally different writers; they had little in common. Lewis’s novel had an overtly Christian worldview, which can sometimes be intrusive and heavy-handed; Nineteen-Eighty-Four was overtly atheistic. Lewis despised atheism; conversely, Orwell didn’t think much of Christianity. Orwell made a fair point in his criticism of That Hideous Strength, though, when he said that the moment you introduce the supernatural into a narrative, it becomes predictable: the heroes can’t lose because they’ve got God on their side. Conversely, Lewis found Nineteen-Eighty-Four’s unremitting horror to be unconvincing: he thought the cruelty was so overdone as to verge on the silly.

(Having said all that, I marginally prefer Lewis’ novel. Both books feature a proposed totalitarian and joyless society, but arguable Lewis’s work is much deeper and multi-layered. There’s goodness to balance the evil, and Lewis’ work has the stronger story. The characterisation’s much better, too: Wither, Frost, Miss Hardcastle, and Mark Studdock are much more effective and believable characters than are O’Brien and Winston. Nineteen-Eighty-Four is so unremittingly horrifying that it’s the literary equivalent of eating a broken glass sandwich. Also, it does seem to be the case that totalitarianism isn’t as easy to maintain as the world of the novel suggests. Studies of Nazi Germany and the nastier communist regimes show that outward conformity and inner rebellion are actually common; it’s only the minority who fully sign up to the regimes’ ideology. In reality, Winstons are common, not rarities. And anyway, That Hideous Strength can be very funny and, shallow though I may be, I think that’s a strength. But I have been known to be wrong!)

Nineteen-Eighty-Four and Sixties Who

And a few concluding thoughts…

“What We Watched” is meant in part to shed light on Doctor Who, especially on how it would have been received by the contemporary audiences. After all, that’s who it was made for; Verity Lambert and David Whittaker didn’t make Doctor Who for us. Comparing Nineteen-Eighty-Four and An Unearthly Child (and other stories from Who’s early years) highlights a few things.

In terms of production values, An Unearthly Child is far superior to Nineteen-Eighty-Four, even though they’re only separated by nine years. Nineteen-Eighty-Four has no editing. The shock cut between Jacqueline Hill entering the police box and arriving in the control room of the TARDIS could not have been achieved without videotape and without editing. A similar shock transition between two sets simply couldn’t have been achieved in Nineteen-Eighty-Four. So yes, that edit in Who’s first episode looks crude today and yes, the picture jumps, but it represented a major technical advance.

Nineteen-Eighty-Four was live, and that meant all the sets for an entire feature-length play had to be crammed into the small studio at Lime Grove; as a result, some of them were tiny: little more than props placed in front of black drapes. An Unearthly Child was also made at Lime Grove, but the sets are much more sophisticated (and much bigger, too). Fewer are required because the running time is shorter, and the studio space can be used more effectively. The TARDIS set, taking up almost half the studio, was groundbreaking. There is nothing even remotely to touch it in Nineteen-Eighty-Four, either in terms of design or in terms of scale. The look of An Unearthly Child is far superior. The effects work is far better, too. Nothing like howlaround was available to Rudolph Cartier – but you can bet he’d have loved it and would have used it if it he could.

The acting style seems also to have moved on. While Jacqueline Hill and William Russell may seem a bit stilted to our tastes, the leads are nothing like as stiff and plummy as the leads in Nineteen-Eighty-Four. And the violence in Doctor Who has always been criticised: Za’s smashing Kal’s head in with a rock and Susan’s attacking Ian with a pair of scissors led to outrage from the TV Must Be Nice brigade. A quick look at Kneale’s play shows that audiences were by now familiar with horrifying images and most of them don’t seem to have been bothered by it. Nothing in Who compares to the torture sequences in Nineteen-Eighty-Four. Even for the original audience, the violence in ’60s Who must have looked pretty tame.

So. Nineteen-Eighty-Four deserves a watch. It’s still very good; even today, almost 70 years later, it remains the best dramatization of Orwell’s novel. It’s massively better than the John Hurt film. It still has the power to shock, and the performances, in the main, are very impressive; indeed, it’s worth watching for Andre Morell alone. The story has lost none of its power.

But… if you fancy seeing Cartier-Kneale at their best, and you want to watch a series which had more (and immediately obvious) influence on the development of Doctor Who than anything else – if, in fact, you want to watch the greatest science fiction drama ever made, in any medium, then get hold of the BBC’s original production of Quatermass and the Pit.

Just don’t watch it with the lights out.

It’s terrifying.

NOTES:

Ever anxious to stop people watching things they’ve already paid for through their licence fee, the BBC has insisted that YouTube can no longer host Nineteen-Eighty-Four. It is, however, easily to be found on dailymotion.com and the DVD can still be tracked down by a careful search.

Oh, and here’s the radio version starring Patrick Troughton:

And the Christopher Eccleston version in two parts:

Let me tell you about Fendahl. Don’t worry, there’s a good reason.

Fendahl was a photocopied Doctor Who fanzine, published between, I think, 1978 and 1981. My brother Frank and I were the editors; we were (and still are!) identical twin brothers and were then in the upper years of secondary school and sixth form. Tom Baker was the Doctor, Louise Jameson had just departed, and the programme was produced by Graham Williams and John Nathan-Turner. The fanzine ran through Tom Baker’s later years and ceased publication soon after Peter Davison had been cast. It had a good reputation, even though its print run rarely got much higher than 120 copies or so. Niche but well liked, then.

Frank and I are both now nearing our 58th birthdays; Frank has written a number of books on English Literature and on Doctor Who; I run the annual Bedford Who Charity Cons. We managed between then and now to lose the entire archive of Fendahl and assumed they’d gone for ever.

However, Frank recently managed to trace them and we’ve been poring over the material.

Rather to our surprise, a lot of it’s very good. Inevitably, as it was written by people in their teens, the prose can sometimes grate a little, so we’ll edit a bit. But we’ve discussed things with Philip, editor of The Doctor Who Companion, and some of the better articles are probably worth now being set before a wider audience. We were lucky in being able to interview a number of the cast and crew of Who, either in person or via letter. Sometimes, the replies came recorded on cassette tape, as is the case here. There are also some contemporary opinion pieces and analysis from Tom Baker’s final three seasons, which give some insight into fan opinion at the time. Where we own the copyright, they’ll be republished here. Where we don’t, we’ll be seeking permission from the people who do.

So tomorrow, the DWC exclusively launches the first interview in an ongoing series we’ve called The Fendahl Files. Travel back to the seventies and eighties with us. Enjoy.

This was produced in 1976 by Denys Fisher. Actually, Denys Fisher didn’t have much to do with Denys Fisher because he’d flogged off his company to Palitoy by then. So, I suppose we could call it the Palitoy TARDIS. It’s also sometimes known as the Mego TARDIS but that’s wrong wrong wrong because Mego didn’t produce it and if you call it ‘the Mego TARDIS’ then you cannot possibly be a true Doctor Who fan because true fans have such facts at their fingertips.

So! The Denys Fisher TARDIS was marketed in the UK and in Italy. The Italian version was called Cabina della Polizia. You will be pleased to hear that I have run this through Google translate and will be astounded to discover that it means ‘Police Booth’ or ‘Police Cabin’, ‘Police Cubicle’, ‘Police Cage’ (huh?), or ‘Police Beach Hut’.

I favour the last translation. The idea of the chameleon circuit disguising the TARDIS as a beach hut is splendid and it easily allows our imaginations to wander and to imagine scenes and vignettes featuring this concept. It is a veritable certainty that it will plant in the mind of our esteemed and beloved editor the image of Amy Pond emerging from the Police Beach Hut in a bathing costume. Possibly carrying a beach ball, a la Lis Sladen in The Seeds of Doom. Or, for other readers, of Harry Sullivan in a mankini. Or Ian Chesterton in Sixties bathing shorts which come down to below his knees, his mighty biceps and pecs rippling in the breeze.

Perhaps I should not pursue this chain of thought further.

(I don’t think the Italians had seen Doctor Who by 1976, so precisely how many kids actually bought the Cabina della Polizia is anyone’s guess. There was also an Italian version of the Doctor figure; on the box, it said he was an ‘intrepido esploratore della galassie’. For some reason, they also called Leela ‘Lella’. Ours not to reason why.)

Thus it came to pass in 1976 that the Denys Fisher Police Beach Hut joined the Denys Fisher figures of the Intrepido Esploratore and of Lella.

And it was BITTERLY DISAPPOINTING.

It was about a foot in height and it was basically a cardboard box. That’s it. A cardboard box. To add to the excitement, it came in a cardboard box. So you got two cardboard boxes for your fiver.

As an eleven-year-old, I was enraged that it was not even to scale (it was too small: the Tom figure was just a little shorter than the doors). The panels were just printed on. Denys Fisher/Palitoy did splash out a bit on the lid, base and doors, which were plastic. Wow. As kids discovered to their chagrin, the hinges on the doors were fragile and broke easily.

All this exemplifies the deprivation to which children growing up in the Seventies were subject. Not for us the wizard Character Options TARDISes: lovingly created scale models with a flashing light (gosh!) and sound effects (the ecstasy!) and crafted in sturdy plastic. No. We had to make do with a cardboard box which looked a bit like the police box on the telly but didn’t really.

But it did have one very special feature.

Dimensional transcendentalism would have been fab but it was clearly beyond the designers of the Beach Hut. Instead, they decided to put a black cardboard cylinder inside it, with a recess with a bit of Velcro on. To this, you attached the Tom figure. (It didn’t work with Lella because Lella had a plastic leotard and this didn’t stick to the Velcro.) You then twirled the light on the top of the Beach Hut, which rotated the black cylinder, and held down the green button on the top of the TARDIS. Clunk, crash! Open the doors and the Intrepido Esploratore had disappeared! Where could he possibly have gone?

Spoiler: he was at the back. But when you opened the doors, the back of the black cardboard cylinder presented itself to you. It, too, had a shallow recess in it. So it looked as though Tom had vanished into the depths of the TARDIS. Clever, eh? To rematerialise Tom, all you had to do was to spin the light again, hold down the red button, and – clunk, crash! – there he was!

To this day, the Denys Fisher TARDIS makes me wild with rage. The real TARDIS doesn’t have a big black cylinder you step into. Nor does it have a big red button and a big green button on the top. It has a flashing light. And anyway, the light on the Beach Hut was flimsy and rubbish and it had rubbish silver stickers on either side and it broke off after a few goes. And the panels and windows on the plastic doors were big stickers, so the temptation to peel them off – all kids like peeling off stickers – was almost irresistible. And the Intrepido Esploratore tended to fly off if you rotated him too vigorously and then he’d get stuck at the back. These traumatic childhood experiences stay with you into adulthood and I still have anxiety dreams about trying to prise Tom out of the back of the Beach Hut.

The Denys Fisher TARDIS is pretty rare. You can pick one up for about £80 on eBay; if it has the box, it’ll set you back the best part of £200.

Shouldn’t bother, if I were you. Stick to Character Options.

With little more than a month to go, Bedford Who Charity Con 8 is coming up on Saturday 18th March 2023 – and, once again, we’re offering 10% off tickets to DWC readers!

Details about how to order them are below.

While I don’t like blowing my own trumpet, it’s probably fair to say that Bedford Who Charity Cons are rather special.

Colin Baker’s been to two of them, and he says they qualify as “the standout fan and guest event of the year.” Feedback’s always good: attendees comment on the warm and friendly atmosphere, the informality and, well, that they just really, really enjoy it. A not untypical reaction was the audience member’s comment, “It’s absolutely [expletive deleted] brilliant.”

We’ve got a good guest list: Frazer Hines (Jamie), Wendy Padbury (Zoe), Neve McIntosh (Madame Vastra), Sadie Miller (Sarah Jane Smith for Big Finish), Christopher Naylor (Harry Sullivan for Big Finish; it’s the first time the new Sarah and Harry have done a convention together), Jennie Linden (Barbara in Dr Who and the Daleks), David Gooderson (Davros), Christopher Ryan (General Staal and Lord Kiv), Andrew Burford (aliens and stuntman; he was CyberBill in The Doctor Falls), and Peter Roy (supporting artist from Hartnell to Davison).

Once we’ve paid off our costs, everything we make will be split 50/50 between our two charities: Bedford Foodbank and FACES.

Bedford Foodbank’s now feeding 1900 people every month (it was 650 before the pandemic); a third of their clients are children. We’ve agreed with them that we’re going to buy their clients as many £10 supermarket vouchers as we can afford, so that we can effectively boost the four to five days’ supply of food they can give out at any one time. FACES is a superb local charity who do some very impressive work with vulnerable families and children. We had a record year in 2022 and raised just over £10,000.

If you’d like more details of the convention, please go to our website (bedfordwhocharitycon.co.uk) or visit our Facebook page.

We’ve also got a two minute highlight video of last year’s event (good for giving you the flavour, as it were):

Tickets

Tickets are available at full price from TicketTailor, which is an online ordering platform .

However, that won’t work for the discounted ones, so you’ll need to contact me direct to claim your 10% discount. Please email me (Simon) on info@bedfordwhocharitycon.co.uk and say you read about the event on the DWC and tell me how many tickets you’d like. For discounted tickets, we can accept payment by cheque, BACS, or PayPal and you’ll receive them through the post.

Prices are:

• Adults: full price £49.50, so discounted price is £44.55
• Concessions (15-17 year olds and full time students): full price £25, so discounted price £22.50
• Children (aged 14 and under): full price £15, so discounted price is £13.50

(As with all Doctor Who conventions, guests may have to cancel if they’re ill or needed for filming and so on.)

Do come. You’ll really enjoy it!

So that’s the Bedford Who Charity Con 8 on Saturday 18th March. We’ll hopefully see you there.

A new arrival turns up at a comprehensive school, provoking too many questions and not enough answers. Two friends from the school are intrigued and are determined to solve the mystery. They secretly follow the individual to an old scrapyard (“What a mess!” they say.) There, they encounter a sinister and hostile stranger who tells them they are uninvited and unwelcome and must leave – only to discover that the stranger has a time machine and is a wanderer in the fourth dimension.

Sounds very familiar, doesn’t it?

In fact, it’s a summary of the first episode of Mandog, a children’s science fiction series from 1972. (See what I did there?)

This, then, is the first in a new series of articles; we’re calling it What We Watched. The idea is that we’re going to look back at some television science fiction contemporary with Classic Who, well known at the time, but now largely and sometimes sadly forgotten. The hope is that it may reflect some light back both on Doctor Who and on the contemporary cultural landscape in which it was broadcast. These were the programmes which the fans of Who watched at the time; the ones they devoured because they reminded them of the Doctor’s adventures and provided a substitute, albeit an inadequate one, while they waited for next Saturday. Or for the new season. They give some context for the milieu in which Who was originally broadcast.

We’re going to concentrate on the stuff that’s less well known. So, nothing on Trek or Blake or Quatermass, but you may discover more about Bob Baker and Dave Martin’s ITV series, or the mysterious forces that possessed the inhabitants of Maybury in Children of the Stones, or the horrific vision of reality TV created by Nigel Kneale.

So. What about Mandog?

The first episode of Mandog – there were six of them – was broadcast the Wednesday after part one of Day of the Daleks in January 1972. I was six. On Saturday, I’d jumped out of my skin when the chief Dalek crashed into shot and barked “Report!” at the Controller of Earth Sector One; on Wednesday, I was not much less enthralled by the adventures of Sammy, Katie, and Radnor.

Radnor, you see, was the dog. He was Sammy’s dog. Sammy and Katie were two schoolgirls. It isn’t easy to guess their ages as the actresses who played them were distinctly elderly; in those days, child actors tended to be hideously wooden and sensible directors cast adults instead. No matter. Radnor was the star and he was a nice dog who was fluffy and friendly and he wagged his tail a lot. Here is a picture of Radnor (and I’m sorry about the definition: no high-def shots of him exist, alas).

Fluffy and friendly, as I say. Actually, his real name was Ben and he was a dog trained for TV who could do tricks and stuff.

We liked Radnor. Ben. He was nice.

Actually, the concept of the series was that a bloke and a dog swapped consciousness. Consciousnesses. So Radnor/ Ben was a dog but he had a bloke in his head. (Don’t say, “You what?”) Hence: Mandog. This meant that Ben could have a lot of fun eating plates of bacon and eggs (which he did), drinking cups of tea, and driving a car. Yes, he drove a car. I think you just saw a special effects paw on a steering wheel; Ben was talented but even his trainers couldn’t teach him to drive. Look, I don’t remember. It was 50 years ago.

So far, so risible.

But! You can see part one on YouTube! It’s not the best print but it still allows you to access the adventures of the homo sapiens / canine crossbreed. Part one is entitled The Man Who Walked Through Doors. (Bear with me…)

Anyway, Sammy and Katie are two schoolgirls and part one opens with them in detention. (Unusually, the whole series is shot on film and on location, so we get to see a genuine 1970s classroom and not a set. What a treat!) Sammy looks out of the window at a bloke by some garages. Bloke has forgotten key. So, he accesses his futuristic roll-back-and-mix device and vanishes. Wow! He is, you see, the Man Who Walked Through Doors. (He is also a bit of a twerp as he does it in broad daylight and in full view of everyone but we shouldn’t be too scathing: nu-Who has lots of examples of the TARDIS landing in crowded shopping centres and other public places without anyone turning a hair. Evidently, weird stuff happening without people taking a blind bit of notice is a convention of the sci-fi genre. Or it could just be lazy writing.)

Sammy and Katie (whose accents are posh with Estuary plastered over them – no dialogue coaches in those days) take Radnor and follow chappie to a scrapyard where they’re met by the Earthling out of Meglos. Yes, it’s none other than Christopher Owen and he’s very sinister and tries to get rid of them.

Actually, two things jar at this point. The first is that there’s a hint of sexual menace in his threats. Presumably this would have gone over the heads of the kids who were watching, but it does beg the question of why is it there at all? These days, this bit would never have got past a script editor. I would have thought it would have made any parents wince, too, if they were watching with their offspring.

The second thing to jar is that the director’s told Owen to put on a (bad) Irish accent when he’s threatening the girls. Mandog was made in 1971, at the height of the Troubles in Northern Ireland, so the subtext seems to be that Owen’s character could be a member of the IRA.

That said, the shorthand seems to be: speaks with an Irish accent, therefore sinister and probably evil. Ouch.

Maybe I’m reading too much into it. On the other hand, Owen reverts to standard English later in the episode, so it does beg the question of why they chose an Irish lilt as opposed to any other accent – and it’s hard to come up with a kind explanation. Have a look at the episode and see what you think. Interesting, though, that sexual menace and national stereotyping made their way into children’s TV in the early Seventies; neither would be allowed today. That said, the series also does try to be progressive: very unusually for the time, Katie is disabled and is a wheelchair user. An early attempt at what we’d now call inclusivity; this was 50 years ago, remember. So there’s an odd mix of the progressive (inclusivity) with the regressive (national stereotyping). Such were the Seventies, perhaps.

Owen takes the girls into the office at the scrapyard and a hideously long info-dump follows. The Man Who Walked Through Doors is called Justin. Owen, Justin, and his buddies are fugitives from the 26th Century and they call themselves The Group. They are on the run from the Galas, the risibly-named secret police of a future totalitarian England. (Justin, The Group, Galas. Must have taken them ages to come up with those names.) Justin, explains the Earthling out of Meglos (okay, he’s actually called Levin) is very naughty because he allowed the girls to see him walk through doors and he’s blown their cover and must be punished. They will have to kill him. Well, of course! “No, no!” cry the girls and an alternative is found. An obvious solution presents itself: let’s just swap his consciousness with the dog’s. And it is here that you can have a giggle because: well, if you thought the effects on ’70s Who were a bit crummy sometimes, wait until you see the Mind Transfer Machine from Mandog. It is quite astoundingly high tech and convincing. The Mind Transfer machine is a piece of plywood onto which the SFX boys have screwed a domestic light bulb. That’s it. Okay, so it’s a red one, and it flashes when the mind transference is in progress, but I doubt it broke the budget. (Actually, it flashed grey for most viewers; colour tellies were horribly expensive in 1972 and therefore less common than monochrome ones.)

And so: Justin becomes Radnor and Radnor becomes Justin and that’s the end of part one. Only later do we get to see the dog driving a car and eating bacon and eggs. But wow, was that something to look forward to!

It’s a shame that only the single episode seems to be available. Watching it on YouTube recently, I smirked and I cringed at Mandog – but then, I was bringing anachronistic 2022 sensibilities to a programme I first watched 50 years ago. You have to try and watch these things in the context of the time. And actually, Mandog is rather charming. It’s not without its silliness but, as an example of children’s science fiction, it was jolly good. It still is.

I also think watching Mandog – and other contemporary television programmes – does help us to appreciate the mid-Pertwee years in their original context. This is what TV was like then. Understanding that context, in terms of television and contemporary wider culture, helps us to appreciate Classic Who more. For example: Pertwee was the most lordly of all the incarnations of the Time Lord. For some today, he’s too patrician, too posh – but when he played the Doctor, BBC newsreaders and government ministers spoke with old fashioned Oxford accents (the prime minister was the plummy Ted Heath, not the Yorkshire Harold Wilson), and commuters still wore bowler hats and carried rolled up umbrellas. Pertwee makes sense in his context. The resonances of terrorism in both Day of the Daleks and Mandog would have had a different (and a deeper) echo for the viewers of the time than they do today.

Similarly: Day of the Daleks may look rather cheap now, but it looked superb at the time. The Ogrons were absolutely state of the art and the Daleks, absent for five years, still pulled a huge punch. Again, it’s possible to appreciate this more by watching Mandog: the Galas, when we eventually see them, are men dressed in black; Who’s villains were far more imaginative by contrast.

Mandog’s script is rather good; Day’s script is much more sophisticated. The pace is similar: events are allowed to unfold gradually and characters are allowed to become established. You could almost say that character took precedent over plot, whereas today (especially with Who) plot takes precedent over character. Get the characters right, put them centre stage and allow them to dictate the story, and the story becomes much richer.

Probably the most interesting thing about Mandog for Who fans is its electronic theme tune – composed and performed by none other than Delia Derbyshire. Synthesisers were available by 1971, so it doesn’t have the impact of Who’s oscillators and tape reels, but do listen to it. For one thing, you won’t be able to get it out of your head for the rest of the day and will curse me accordingly. For another, you’ve got a similarly strong bass line and a catchy melody. It sounds a bit like the boinga-da-boing Paddy Kingsland version of the Who theme composed a year later (and mercifully never used, except on a couple of Australian prints of Carnival of Monsters).

See what you think. I enjoyed it, anyway!

Very few pictures exist from the series. So, here’s a pic of the novelisation. Script and novel were both by Peter Dickinson, who wrote a lot of fantasy and science fiction for children. You do wonder whether the mighty Terrance approached him to write for Doctor Who…

Presented by the Bedford Who Charity Con: we’re holding An Evening with Terry Molloy on Saturday 26th November 2022 – and DWC readers are warmly invited!

Among other things, Terry is a children’s author, the alter ego of rural reprobate Mike Tucker in The Archers (a part he’s been playing for 50 years!), and an authority on the craft of acting. He’s currently touring with Colin Baker as Sherlock Holmes in The Hound of the Baskervilles; Terry is playing Dr Watson.

A warm and witty guest, Terry is a firm favourite at fan gatherings. And just in case you didn’t know, he is also Davros himself.

So, we’re delighted he’s coming to join us in Bedford for an evening of conversation and laughter.

Profits from the event will be donated to Bedford Foodbank, currently providing emergency food parcels to some 1900 local children and adults every month. Christmas is their busiest time of year and demand is expected to reach well over 2000 people this December.

An Evening with Terry Molloy is being held on Saturday 26th November at 7.30 p.m. at St Andrew’s Church Centre, Kimbolton Road, Bedford MK40 2PF. The evening starts with informal chat and drinks (licensed bar, so come and toast Doctor Who’s 59th birthday with us!). This will be followed by a presentation (with Q and A) and autographs and photos.

Tickets cost £12.50 for adults and £8.00 for students and under 18s; they’re available on the door or from the Tobias Vaughan Philanthropic Foundation (yes, really).

Please note that parking at the Church Centre is very limited, so allow yourself time to find a space in the streets nearby. The nearest public car park is St Peter’s Street car park (MK40 2PR), which is about half a mile from the church; free parking after 6 p.m. on Saturdays.

We’re aware that the present economic climate has hit some people very hard. We have a number of free or reduced price tickets available if you’re in this situation. Please contact me (Simon) in confidence on info@bedfordwhocharitycon.co.uk

Let the reader understand that this was not commercial exploitation of Skaronian technology on the part of British Aerospace or similar. It was not a functioning weapons system. No, no, no. Dalek’s Death Ray was in fact, according to the contemporaneous TV advert voiced by a bloke trying to do a Dalek voice, a “Spine! Chilling! Ice! Lolly!” (For our American friends like Rick, an ice lolly is what we Brits call a popsicle. I don’t know why we call them that. We just do. Students of etymology may be able to furnish you with a better answer: apply to them.) 

Dalek’s Death Ray was manufactured in the mid-Seventies by T. Wall and Sons. Not by the great man and his offspring personally, you understand: they had serfs to do the actual work. T. Wall and Sons had a big factory in Gloucester. It’s still there. Doubtless, this was the place where Dalek’s Death Rays were made. Apparently, the business originally produced sausages and pork pies, though not the sort of pork pies favoured by Boris Johnson. Only later did they diversify by branching out into ice creams. T. Wall and Sons is now part of the Unilever Group. No further information on T. Wall and Sons is available as there is (scandalously!) no relevant Wikipedia entry and I simply can’t be bothered to undertake further research. It is enough for me – and for you, dear reader – to know that Wall’s made the Dalek’s Death Ray and a nation rejoiced. 

Dalek’s Death Ray was an ice lolly. You ate it. It cost 5p. In today’s money, that’s 40p.  

Dalek’s Death Ray wasn’t very nice. As far as I remember – being a loyal Doctor Who fan, I felt honour bound to eat the things – the top half was a sludgy brown colour and tasted vaguely of chocolate (bet there wasn’t any chocolate in it, mind), while the bottom half was a lurid green and genuinely did taste of mint. It was one of those ice lollies that had a gritty texture and disintegrated when you bit into it. I think the colour scheme for the said confection was based on the Daleks in Genesis of the Daleks; they were gun metal grey, of course, but they looked green in some lights. (Odd thing: there was a resurgence of Dalek products during Tom’s time as the Doctor, even though there were only two Dalek stories. No one seems to have told the manufacturers, who carried on pouring out Dalek products, regardless. Ponder: the Daleks continued to grip people’s imagination, even when they weren’t on screen for years.)

There was an ice cream van that parked at the gates of my all-boys comprehensive school in the Seventies and you could satiate your fix for Dalek’s Death Ray by checking the coast was clear of teachers and nipping out to this mobile purveyor of paradisaical produce. (Or you could get them from the local newsagent, who also sold single cigarettes to ROUGH BOYS for 10p a pop, until the Old Bill swooped on them and told them to desist as it was against the law.) A fond memory from my schooldays is that there was an ape called Borer (I think that was his name, anyway); the said Borer was a huge adolescent – think The Incredible Hulk squeezed into a polyester blazer – whose hobbies were football and violence. Borer had money and he would spend a whole pound on buying 20 Dalek Death Rays. The said, pithecanthropus would then unwrap them and throw them at nice boys who he hated, including me, which caused his entire 20 stone frame to quiver with his snorts of derision and triumph. God, I loved school. 

As far as is known (i.e. it isn’t known at all; I’m just guessing), no examples of Dalek’s Death Ray still exist. Did they so exist, they would be a bio-hazard. However, some of the sleeves are still around. The artwork is attributed to Frank Bellamy, who did some superb work for TV Action and for the Pertwee and Baker editions of Radio Times; sadly, the ice cream pics weren’t his best work. Some of the backs of the sleeves had some brief articles about the Daleks’ alleged achievements; for example, there was an explanation of how the Daleks discovered the colour grenium. It is a colour invisible to the human eye, you see. So, paint a Dalek with it and it will become invisible. A risible concept because it wouldn’t work because it’s scientifically impossible. Anyway, we all know the Daleks pinched invisibility from the Spirodons.  

The sleeves for Dalek’s Death Ray do occasionally come up on eBay. If you’re tempted to invest in one, be careful: any traces of the original ice lolly will by now be highly toxic, so sterilise your new treasure carefully with boiling water. Careful about boiling away the colour on the sleeve too. They might also contain traces of grenium, so if you touch them, your hand will disappear. They go for about 40 quid a pop.   

Bet Borer wishes he’d still kept his. He’d be a millionaire by now. 

It’s hard to be objective about something you’re very closely involved in; you’re constantly anxious at the time about how well it’s going, and juggling things in your head (having to do things like mentally rejig the schedule because Julian Bleach is stuck on the M25 and is going to be late; hoping someone can find the list of auction winners you’ve put down somewhere in a very large conference centre — while Terry Molloy and Colin Baker kindly cover for you with an impromptu 10 minute vamp — wondering where that full size police box has turned up from and who you need to thank profusely for bringing it; trusting to Providence that your speaker isn’t going to overrun and all that kind of thing).

(More importantly, I hope the preceding wins an award for the longest sentence ever to appear on the DWC!)

I’m a bit late with this article, too, because I’ve been tidying up admin after the convention.

Anyway: the verdict from the guests, crew, and audience seemed to be that Bedford Who Charity Con 7, held on Saturday 9th April 2022, was a belter. Possibly the best one we’ve ever done. Colin Baker, who’s always very effusive about our efforts, proclaimed Bedford Who Charity Con:

“the standout fan and guest event of the year”.

And we raised a lot of money for Bedford Foodbank: ten thousand quid. Actually, £10,088 and 65p, to be exact. This is our record, and it brings the total amount raised for the Foodbank by Bedford’s Who events over the years to just shy of £40,000. Foodbanks have become a feature of British life in the last 12 years; Bedford’s one hands out four-day food parcels to 1400 people a month. Two years ago, it was about 650. And a third of the clients are children. This is in the seventh richest country in the world.

I’m not going to go into full review mode for the con because Ida Wood’s very kindly doing a write up later. That said, we were lucky enough to have an amazing guest list. I had an approach from an astonishingly kind agent who asked if we’d like him to bring Jo Martin (yes, Jo Martin!) and Julian Bleach (who doesn’t do conventions); they came, they were superb, they signed autographs for the charity, they charged no fee, and they raised just shy of £4000.

In a time when the headlines are dominated by thuggery, it’s good to be reminded that there still are incredibly generous and kind people in the world. Is Jo Martin nice? Yes. Charming, fun, big smile for everybody, approachable, warm, and fab. And Julian Bleach? He is too. A very, very nice man indeed.

We also made a little bit of Who history because we hosted the first ever meeting between two Davroses. When Terry met Julian. Here is a picture. Who has the more splendid beard? (More importantly, is Terry correct in saying that the plural of Davros is Davri?)

Who else? Colin Baker, brilliant and funny as always. Sophie Aldred, who can’t do enough for you. Miranda Raison, in a rare convention appearance. And David Banks, Brian Croucher, Roger Murray-Leach (a superb speaker), Mike Tucker, Gordon Warnecke, and Peter Roy. All superb.

Okay, Danes: stop gushing. I will. I ought, though, just to record my sincere thanks to the crew (from Bedford Doc Soc), to the venue’s indefatigable staff, and to the agents who made the bookings possible.

Finally. For the first time, the event was professionally videoed. I haven’t quite finished uploading all of the material, but if you like laughing, do have a look at our YouTube channel to see the highlights (and do subscribe because there’s more going up later).

Here are a few to get you started…

You can find us on:

And this one’s hilarious (and brilliantly performed by Terry – who co-wrote it – and Sophie):

(Note to those who’ve never heard of it: Desert Island Discs is on BBC Radio 4 and has been going since the late Cretaceous period. A “castaway” chooses a selection of records to take with them to a desert island. An early castaway in the 60s was William Hartnell.)

Check out our highlight reel too…

Bedford Who Charity Con 8 will be held on Saturday 18th March 2023. Please put it in you diary. And do come! It’s a laugh. And a half.

With my convention organiser’s hat on, I’m very pleased to be able to say that Jo Martin and Julian Bleach will be signing at Bedford Who Charity Con 7, next Saturday (9th April).

Tickets are still available – and there’s a 10% discount for DWC readers, too. For details of how to take up this offer, please see our previous post.

Jo and Julian will only be there for the main autograph session rather than for the whole day. They’re being amazingly kind, too. Neither of them does many conventions, especially smaller ones like ours; they want to come because they want to help us raise money. So, they’re going to sign autographs – and donate everything they make to our charity. And I can’t thank them enough.

The “charity” bit of Bedford Who Charity Con, then, is Bedford Foodbank. I’m one of their volunteers; every month, we give out emergency food parcels to 1,400 local people in desperate need. Shockingly, this is up from 650 people a month, two years ago. A third of our clients are children. And, as Ukranian refugees begin to arrive in the UK, we’ve just started to see them at our distribution centres. Only a few so far, but we can predict their numbers are going to grow. Without Bedford Foodbank’s help, those refugees and other people living locally would struggle to get anything to eat.

Jo and Julian’s autographed photos – they’ll sign them personally – cost £20 each.

So: we have a very strong guest list for this convention! Jo and Julian will be joining Colin Baker, Sophie Aldred, Terry Molloy, Miranda Raison (in a rare convention appearance), Brian Croucher, David Banks (bet he’ll be EXCELLENT hahaha), Roger Murray-Leach (who designed some of the best loved Tom Baker stories), and Peter Roy (who worked as a supporting artist with the first five Doctors). While Jo and Julian can only make it for the signing session, the other guests will be with us all day.

(I need to point out that we can’t absolutely guarantee the attendance of any of the guests – this rider is standard for all Doctor Who conventions – especially when the Covid infection rates remain stubbornly high.)

I’m afraid we can’t offer to sell autographs to people who can’t attend; I’d like to, but the admin would be a nightmare. Even so:

If you can make it, we’d love to see you. The last time he was with us, Colin Baker said, “This has been the best one day event I’ve ever done.” So, do come. We can guarantee you a friendly, relaxed and informal day and, to quote Colin again, “It’s just fun. It’s such fun.”

Details of how to get tickets are on our previous post and on our website and our Facebook page.

We’ll try to have tickets to buy on the door but we can’t guarantee that they’ll be available. Best to pre-order. As we’re now so close to the con, we’ll put your tickets out on front of house and you can collect them on the day.